(The following photos were taken in a five minute time period)
I put ANYTHING I can in my mouth. Today, it was a sock. I think it may actually have been a dirty sock. At any rate, I would NOT drop it no matter what. As you can see, I know how to multi task. Suck on a sock, and play with the baby monitor, which has turned into a new toy.

Gosh, I'm trying so hard to pull this little stand over!
Ah well, I will settle with licking it. My little tongue can barely reach it, though.

I got bored pretty quick, so I moved onto a loose cord.
I followed the loose cord to find a lamp. Like the side table, I tried really hard to knock it over, shaking it (almost violently).
You can probably see a pattern. I move from one place to the next quite fast. I thought I'd try to get into the fire place.

Time to move it my parent's room. Let's see if I can pull the bedspread off.

Nevermind. I see something fun I can open and get into.
Ooooh, I think it was one of my mom's jewelry boxes. I found something fun to put in my mouth (don't worry grandmas...mom pulled it out of my mouth FAST when she saw it. Dad just happened to get it on camera as he was following me around).
Fine, Dad. I'll stop to look at the camera.
Whew, I'm getting tired.

Ahhh, a refreshing beverage. My life is rough. I better get ready for a Friday night date (yes, I get to go along tonight).
Yah for Friday night dates!! I get to eat beans! And queso!
I love my dad.
The End.